sloganeerist:
1:10:52 bitches.
This would explain why I never saw you guys last night. At 1:10:52, I was eating a banana and drinking a beer at Exxon. Twenty minutes after that, I was praying for death.
Still, a 2 hour ride time for my out-of-shape ass is fine by me. I’m just happy I made it without having to walk the bike. That made me feel like I was somehow better than the elderly riders and children.

sloganeerist:

1:10:52 bitches.

This would explain why I never saw you guys last night. At 1:10:52, I was eating a banana and drinking a beer at Exxon. Twenty minutes after that, I was praying for death.

Still, a 2 hour ride time for my out-of-shape ass is fine by me. I’m just happy I made it without having to walk the bike. That made me feel like I was somehow better than the elderly riders and children.